about love quotes
------------------
about love quotes
--------------
about love quotes
--------------
about love quotes
--------------
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis
--------------
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~Ogden Nash
--------------
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown
--------------
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
--------------
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
--------------
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold
--------------
Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. ~Author Unknown
--------------
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)
--------------
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881
--------------
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881
--------------
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim
--------------
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~Dan Bennett
--------------
It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. ~Johann Schiller
--------------
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
--------------
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. ~Branch Rickey
--------------
There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself. ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994
--------------
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
--------------
He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
--------------
Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name. ~William Wordsworth
--------------
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. ~Branch Rickey
--------------
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. ~Gloria Naylor
--------------
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ~Bill Cosby
--------------
Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
--------------
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson
--------------
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing
--------------
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~Mark Twain
--------------
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~Truman Capote
--------------
Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. ~Author Unknown
--------------
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim
--------------
You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience. ~Author Unknown
--------------
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold
--------------
Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
--------------
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball
--------------
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson
--------------
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni
--------------
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons
--------------
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
--------------
You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson
--------------
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson
--------------
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~Dan Bennett
--------------
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
--------------
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim
--------------
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
--------------
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
--------------
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~Mark Twain
No comments:
Post a Comment